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There are more things that irritate me than just work (Although that DOES irritate me loads, and I think I may kill everyone soon) Cyclists also irritate me….Thats right! I don’t like the push bikers, or the motorcyclists for that matter.
People who ride both, for the most part, are a danger to themselves.

Let’s have a go at the Motorbikers first. I have been driving for three years. I have once….did you hear that? Thats ONCE see a cyclist that sat and rode in the traffic at the speed limit, without whizzing around everything under the fucking dumb assumption that car drivers are constantly looking in their wing mirror incase some dickhead on a motorbike fancies speeding past them.
I’ve nearly killed them before.  Seriously, when you’re driving a long in a country lane, you stay to your side of the road, but you don’t stay to one side of your side of the road in case some moron wants to appear at your side out of nowhere while travelling at 100mph. I think most of them want to die judging from how they ride, and that’s pretty lucky, because I should imagine a large amount of them will.

Cyclists aren’t as bad, but they, in my town, are also a danger to themselves. I finish work at 5am. I drive home in the dark, and this morning, for example, I saw four cyclists on the road. Four! All wearing black, and no lights (Which, by the way is illegal) I saw another two who had lights…. These guys were riding on the path (Which, by the way, is illegal)

I’ve seen cyclists do some some things too. Like sitting at red temorary traffic lights at mignight, when they’re right next to a cycle path.

In conclusion 100% of cyclists and motorcyclists constantly break the law, are idiots, and want to die. Thats right. 100%

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