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Really hungry, but I can’t be bothered to get up and get something to eat. (I’m absolutely skint, so I’m not even sure if there is anything to eat) I should probably go shopping later. I really need food, and gas and electric. I’m proper skint though! I have about £300 less than I need for the month, and thats just for direct debits, nevermind food and petrol! Ah, well. I’m past caring now…..
I’m going to spend the day writing….at least, that was my plan. It turns out that my day is being spent surfing the internet, and watching old episodes of family fortunes on Challenge TV. That’s what poor people have to do!Nothing, because they’re too poor to do anything else.
-The adverts on Challenge TV look as old as the programmes-

Anyway, that’s my story for the day. How thrilling.

I went to the national TV awards last night. It’s the first time I’ve been for about 10 years, and it was quite a decent night out except for the fact that by the end of the night my shoes were somewhar painful, and I had to listen to Paris Hilton speak without heckling her.
Catherine Tate and cheryl Cole were both there, which made my night!
Jack and max from eastenders were both really really nice and after the awards went outside and spent ages going round the whole crowd having photo’s done and signing autographs. I’m always extremely impressed with celebrities that do that. Calvin and Justin from Hollyoaks also did that, as did louis walsch, and simon cowell also spent quite alot of time with the crowd.
Good night I may well go again next year…

I intended to get up far earlier than I did! I have to go to sleep tonight because I’m going out tomorrow (to the national TV awards, incase I hadn’t mentioned!) but I woke up at four this afternoon. Hopefully I’ll still be able to get to sleep tonight, but I doubt it.
I’ve got two films to watch (after eastenders had finished) Mr magoriums wonder emporium and son of rambow. I don’t know anything about either of them, but I got them from lovefilm. I shove anything on my list for that.
Mr Magorium thingy looks really good. Well, the disc is pretty and colourful….that to me equals a possibly good film.

I can’t wait until tomorrow

Do you know what pisses me off? Other peoples opinions, and on these two review sites other peoples opinions are increasingly beginning to annoy me. Now, when I write a review for these sites, I don’t need someone to leave a comment saying ‘you should have said this, or you should have added that’….No, how about you fuck off. Just rate the review ’shit’ and leave. I’m not interested in your advice in the slightest you somewhat obnoxious tosspot.

I’ve read plenty of shit reviews and I don’t feel the need to comment on them giving people advice, so why do others….but do you know what they most annoying this is for me….When people feel they can give you advice because they write reviews that are 2000 words long. That pisses me off. As someone who actually uses the site (Dooyoo, mainly) to actually find out about products, the last thing I want to do is read 2000 words on a bloody Mars bar that tells me the calorie content and fucking ingrediants.

Why would I need to see a list of ingrediants in a review…. I don’t know what half the fucking stuff is anyway. I just want to know what it is. I’m more than capable of making my own mind up if I like it or not….Not only that, you don’t need to describe the packaging to me either…There’s a fucking picture of it in the corner of the page!

I went to see Ricky Gervais new film yesterday. I didn’t expect much, and I don’t know why I didn’t, because it’s Ricky Gervais…..It’s possibly the because of fact that every one of Simon Peggs Hollywood movies that aren’t written by him and directed by Edgar Wright are garbage…. Americans just cannot write for our British comedians.

However, Ghost Town was astounding. It had me laughing out loud on a regular basis, as did the rest of the audience, many of whom were crying with laughter. It’s typical Ricky Gervais comedy, and if you’re a fan you will definately love this film.

Ricky gervais plays a people hating, bitter, miserable dentist, who goes for an operation where he, unknown to him, dies for seven minutes. From when he leaves the hospital he can see ghosts, and much to his distress they follow him around, desperate for his help.

The film is hilarious from start to finish, and you really should go see it!

There are more things that irritate me than just work (Although that DOES irritate me loads, and I think I may kill everyone soon) Cyclists also irritate me….Thats right! I don’t like the push bikers, or the motorcyclists for that matter.
People who ride both, for the most part, are a danger to themselves.

Let’s have a go at the Motorbikers first. I have been driving for three years. I have once….did you hear that? Thats ONCE see a cyclist that sat and rode in the traffic at the speed limit, without whizzing around everything under the fucking dumb assumption that car drivers are constantly looking in their wing mirror incase some dickhead on a motorbike fancies speeding past them.
I’ve nearly killed them before.  Seriously, when you’re driving a long in a country lane, you stay to your side of the road, but you don’t stay to one side of your side of the road in case some moron wants to appear at your side out of nowhere while travelling at 100mph. I think most of them want to die judging from how they ride, and that’s pretty lucky, because I should imagine a large amount of them will.

Cyclists aren’t as bad, but they, in my town, are also a danger to themselves. I finish work at 5am. I drive home in the dark, and this morning, for example, I saw four cyclists on the road. Four! All wearing black, and no lights (Which, by the way is illegal) I saw another two who had lights…. These guys were riding on the path (Which, by the way, is illegal)

I’ve seen cyclists do some some things too. Like sitting at red temorary traffic lights at mignight, when they’re right next to a cycle path.

In conclusion 100% of cyclists and motorcyclists constantly break the law, are idiots, and want to die. Thats right. 100%

That’s right. I’ve been on the internet, for a change! I’ve written a fair few reviews today on Dooyoo. Well, about four. Unfortunately I seem to be having trouble getting on to ciao.com. Not sure if there is some kind of problem with the site or what.
Work last night was a nightmare again, I’m about sick to death of everyone that I work with. Theres two or three people in the building that don’t irritate me, but thats about it….. Sometimes I can laugh at it. I laughed to myself quite a few times last night about various things, but most of the time I just get irriated and wound up to the point I could explode with rage. I nearly walked out of the place last night….unfortunately Mylot and ciao don’t pay enough to live on.

I went to bed this morning at 5.30 am, and woke up at 4.30. This is becoming a common occurance, where I do nothing but sleep all day. I wake up at stupid o clock in the afternoon then sit on the internet until 7 at which point I will start getting ready for work….I feel like my life is a complete waste of time.
I text my manager last night to ask him if I could drop mondays, which means I’ll only be working for four days a week. However, I know my text delivered to his phone about an hour ago, but I am yet to recieve a reply. If he says no,  or that he wants 12 weeks notice I am going to be extremely annoyed, because I know he doesn’t need it and is just being akward. I know for a fact he can just say okay, don’t do them starting from next week. But he won’t, I know it.

I think it’s only a matter of time until I kill someone.

Life’s just a nightmare. I think I should start meditating again.

I think my job is making me clinically depressed….Or maybe it’s the weather. No, it’s definately my job. I hate being there, the job is absolutely dull as hell. Same thing every single day. It’s driving me up the wall.
I’ve established that the prison service are going to take forever to get back in contact with me, and I would look for another job except for the fact that their aren’t any jobs, anywhere.
Only another 4 days at work until my days off though, and I have an extra 2 days off next week because I’m going to the National TV Awards. I’m quite looking forward to that suprisingly! It should be a good night out. Anyway, I gotta go now, Hollyoaks is starting! Laters!

The excitement I felt at 1′o cock this morning was astounding. I’ve found a site that sells one type of item a day at stupidly low prices. They change the item at 11:59pm each day, and when it’s gone it’s gone. I couldn’t resist yesterday spending £18 inclusing P&P on a 20gb USB pocket drive, that is on sale on amazon for £88:93. Today, they will be selling 20″ LCD TV’s for £59.99!

I intend on spending every spare penny I can muster on this site (A site I found via a review site, which had a few great reviews) and selling on everything on ebay.  It’s pretty exciting too, because you never know what they’re going to sell next. Every day is like christmas.

I’m really getting the hang of this online earning business, and I’m confident now that I can really make enough money to improve my life significantly. I’ll see how it goes I guess.